Is Woody Allen pimping out Scarlett Johansson?

There is an episode of "Robot Chicken" on Cartoon Network where a fan calls in and wins a date with Scarlett Johansson...

This chick knows how her image is going and has no problem with it. Woody simply did what he does and she was all for it.

i want the 10 seconds i lost reading this waste of pixels back.

I would give my left receptacle to be in a threesome with Scarlet. It would be the best thing to ever happen to me in my sweet short life. I would prostrate myself at the feet of this blonde godess for a chance to participate. It would be like kissing liquid gold. I can't wait to enter the contest. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

hasn't woody allen always been a pervert? and scarlett of course always regresses to shamelessly flaunting sex. oh well.

Don't to feel too bad for her. She's a grown woman; she's in that promotion and her face is on that poster because she agreed to it.

Oh, this isn't pimp'in. It's exciting to see someone smartly addressing alternative relationships. Fans of Vicki will love the similar, but much more dangerous, romance written about by a Harvard Grad and real Romanian dancers "Caribbean Dreams: TRUE STORY of an Ivy League Couple who Bought a STRIP CLUB in the Caribbean" www.caribbeanstripclub.com ... that's pimp'in!

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally by using stolen biomaterial. Original person is very nice(not d**n sexy),most important-CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you more,those clones(it's not only one)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning! H. Kohl clone staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials,no matter what form it was created,it all needs back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Original Scarlett is not engage,by the way!

I can't answer your question right now, Elizabeth. i'm too busy entering this Scarlett Johansson contest. I just know I'm gonna win and finally meet her. Maybe I'll win both prizes even.
Andrew Malcolm, Top of the Ticket.

DUDE THIS IS KINDA STUPID ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SHALL WE SAY OBSESSED WITH HER ARE GOING TO ENTER AND THEY MOST LIKELY WE`LL` BE OLD PERVERTED GUYS LIKE WOODY ALLEN ANYWAY LOL!

Ummmm..."worse than" kissing Cruz and Bardem? Are you serious? All three of them are so lovely...I could just eat them. :)

You did see the disclaimer at the bottom, right? I can't read all of it at this resolution, but it says approximately: "'Threesome refers to the moviegoing date ______ consisting of three people."

Never head of E. Snead, but this is way off the mark. I saw the film opening day and it is Allen at his best. It's funny, sexy and worthy of the good notices it has received. If Ms. Johansson is willing to have lunch with a few fans to promote it, I say enjoy. That way more people will enjoy this gem of a film.

Considering the fact that Ms J probably makes 10 times as much money as Woody, I doubt this silliness was perpetrated without her consent. Actually, I may enter myself. I presume this "hot threesome" will consist of a photo-op and, if the winners are really lucky, some sort of heavily chaperoned "date," but what the heck? Might be fun to have a chance at a few minutes chatting with one of the more interesting women in films.

Woody Allen has become heartbreakingly creepy and trivial.

Scarlett J. is a dull actress who is overly pleased with herself with no cause. Even in terms of attractiveness, she is nice looking but nothing great, or with longevity.

Scarlett has to do this because she has no career. Why is this person famous? Why does the media insist on pumping up no-talents.

Notice Penelope Cruz is not participating in this pathetic stunt. Scarlett has no career and has to keep returning to the Allen well.

Scarlett is a brilliant and beautiful Jewish girl and not Christian as prior poster has stated.

What, you mean heretofore she has not been exploited for her great looks? C'mon..this is hollywood, what else is there to exploit?

ssj in Reno

This is what is wrong with our culture it is the stupid obsession with sex and some bimbo, yes bimbo, an object that all but a few can have. You stupid men wake up you morons before you whole live is worthless.

The ad was obviously the result of a adwriter, not Allen. Do you seriously think he would put that together? This smells of an ad agency and this article smells of tripe.

This is what Scarlett has become now. Five years ago, she was considered to be a very promising actress with such performances in films like "Lost in Translation" & "Girl with a Pearl Earring".

Now she's reduced herself to be fodder for masturbation as her output whether its in film choices and performances have been very uneven and at times, ranging from mediocre to poor.

I felt that Woody Allen hasn't used her talents greatly and instead, saw her as a sex symbol to help him appeal to a new audience. Thus, she becomes a sex symbol while fans who knew her from her indie days have become very disillusioned.

Ay Scarlett Johansson is a blond Godessand I would be in that contest just to you know meet her. She too sexy!

Just a silly marketing gimmick. Nothing to get all riled up about.

What am I saying, this is the internet.

What is the big deal about this chick? She has been in a ton of movies and just about all Flops and yet they keep pushing her up..
Now Keira knightly has already had a block buster and won an academy.There is no comparison..Keira just blows her away for talent and beauty..Im a guy but I would never fall victim to a set of saggy tits and bleech hair.

Scarlett makes 10 times as much as Woody?? What are you smoking//The producers Always make more..As far as acting goes,she is one of the lowest earning on the list..She didn't even make the Forbes list the last two years..Most of what she makes was from Loreal and things like that..Not acting..
Directors make the big pay,always..Thats probably the reason scarlett wants to direct.

what does the fine print say??

and what's with the obnoxious wording?

Shows what two great breasts can get you.

WTF is the guy talking about clones. Freak doesn't make any sense at all. Helmut Kohl, clones, etc. Psycho weirdo.